Ann Summers Party Games
Pass The Parcel
Like the childrens' game, make up a parcel with about five to ten layers, in each layer place a forfeit or book a party, and the game prize can be put into the middle.
You need to make sure they have some music so you can play this game.
You might think you need music for this game but you don’t only a set of questions. If the lady's answer to the question you ask is yes, she must move one place to the right. If the answer is no she stays put. This means people will be sitting on each others laps etc.
The winner is the first one to sit back down where they started. So make sure you have a long set of question just in case.
For this game you will need quite a few marshmallows and two volunteers who like marsh mallows, also have a couple of bags handy, for the end. You give each lady a marshmallow to place in their mouths, but they are not allowed to eat them, but they have to say either FLUFFY or FUZZY BEARS OR EJACULATION.
Then you give them another marshmallow to put in their mouths and they say it again. The lady that wins is the lady with the most marsh mallows in their mouth, who does not swallow. Then for the prize give out a certificate to the winner and a little something to both of them.
Have the bags ready for them to get rid of all the marsh mallows.
Count how many people you have in the room and place either condoms or large stars in the middle but make sure you have one less than you have people. Get them all to sit on their knees (with bums on feet) in a circle around the objects. The first position is “in the water” so the ladies have to sit with their bottoms on their ankles.
Now get them to raise themselves (like they are praying) and this position is on the bank. You keep getting them to bounce up and down by saying the two positions, until you shout “FISHING”.
When they all have got to grab the stars in the middle. The lady that doesn't’t grab a star is out. Then you start again and remove one star. Keep doing this until only one star is left and two people the one that grabs the star wins and you can give them a prize.
Willies On Straws
Cut out a paper willy and take along some straws. Give everyone a straw and the willy to the hostess.
The idea is you have to suck to hold the willy on the end of the straw and pass it round . If you drop it, you are out and the one at the end holding the willy wins(To make it more interesting you can have them passing a vibrator between the knees as well)
Bots and Chocs
You need two milk bottles and two chocolate willies and some thread, enough to tie round a waist and down to the ground. Tie the willy on to the string and tie it round someone’s waist so the willy is dangling at the back. Place the milk bottle on the floor in front of them. The then have to guide the Willy into the bottle (with out using hands)
The first one does it wins.
Hump the Pump
You will need two foot pump (those used for pumping up lilo’s) and some balloons. Ask for two volunteers and two chairs
The idea is that they attach the balloons to the end of the pump and then sit up and down on the pump until the balloon pops. The first one to pops wins, use one of the certificates as a prize.
Rubber Glove Game
You will need two teams and two packets of opal fruits and two pairs of rubber gloves and two balloons.
Ask the first person in each team to put on the rubber gloves and then give them the packet of sunbursts, give the last person in the team the balloon. They then have to open the packet and un-wrap a sweet then eat it. They then pass the gloves and packet to the next team member who does the same . The last team member then has to blow up the balloon and the team pass it though there knees to the first girl who then has to dive bomb and burst the balloon.
Buy some kit-kats and have some baby wipes to hand. You can either do this in teams or in two’s. Give every one a stick of kit-kat and the idea is they have to feed it to the person in front of them, from behind. This can become ever so messy. This is why you need the baby wipes.
Tear the Willy
Give every one a piece of paper and tell them to hold it behind their backs with both hands. Now all they have to do is Tear out the shape of a mans meat and two veg, (willy and balls) behind their back. The one that looks the more realistic wins.
Bin Bag Game
Divide the guests into two equal teams. Give each team 2 black bin bags, a coloured carrier bag and sellotape. Nominate one model for each team. Each team has to dress the model in the most imaginative way possible in 10 minutes.
When they have finished they have to go out side and get the first person they see to judge them.
Spot the willy
Use 10 male nude playing cards...Cut out the willy's. Stick stars over the gaps where the willy's used to be. Number the men and the Willy's... and the girls have to match up the willy to the correct man. To make this easy, I have these games already laminated, at £1.50 each. They last forever, you’ll need 10.
Penny up the Bum
Use a Jelly Mould (or a glass). Get the girls to hold a Penny in her bum (or knees - if necessary), walk 4 ft, and drop penny into the mould. If it hits and falls out = 1 point, if it lands in shaft = 2 points, knob or balls = 3 points. This can also be played in teams. Certificates are good prizes.
Two teams. Play like the TV game. Suggested categories: (We asked 100 people…not!)
Men’s bits: Willy, knob, penis, dick, prick, todger
Positions: Missionary, on top, doggy, standing up, 69, spoons
Women’s bits: fanny, mary, vagina, pussy, minge, muff
Attractions: Eyes, bum, money, body, smile, willy size
Spice: Underwear, Whips, Oils, Alcohol, Vibrator, Porno
Mans Treat: Dinner, Flowers, Chocolates, Underwear, Drink, Ring